| The Eccentric American Outsider Art maker John D'Agostino has never been to Cuba. The eccentric outsider art maker the John Dog loves the blues and King Edwards The Seventh Imperial Cigars. I can not tell you how happy this eccentric outsider artist would be if you would send these to me. Please sent me E-mail at john@johnsbighead.com and I will give you my snail mail address. | ||
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People tell me I
am an Eccentric Outsider Artist because. . . . I want to write something on the wall with my green light finger. I point it at the wall. A faint glow of green appears and I start to scribble, can barely make out the words. I can't find the light switch. I flick on the AC by mistake. It blows cold air in my face. It needs to be dark, so that I can see what I write. My cell phone rings. I always know it's MY cell phone cause in has the Mexican Hat ring tone. Nobody uses that one. It drives you crazy. I answer the phone. It is a young girl, I don't recognize the voice. I said Hello, who is this? She says, it's me, stop fooling around. Hey, guess what, I gave the finger to my teacher and told him to f-off. I say, really I don't know who you are. There's a roar of a truck in the street that drowns out the rest. |
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